April 20 2014, 8pm


  • Me: I'd like a Coke.
  • Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
  • Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
  • Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

April 20 2014, 6pm


weedjoke420:

i can’t believe jesus is 420 yrs old today


April 20 2014, 6pm


johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WAITED TIL AFTER THE CREDITS ON FROZEN TO SEE THE GIANT SNOW MONSTER PUT ON ELSA’S CROWN CAUSE I HAVEN’T SEEN ANY GIF SETS

I HAVENT SEEN THIS WHAT IS IT ON THE DVD

YES IT IS AND IT’S HILARIOUS 


April 20 2014, 6pm


yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me


April 20 2014, 5pm


clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?


April 20 2014, 5pm


Actors meeting their characters


  • John: good evening, you alright?
  • Martin: what the fuck
  • -
  • Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
  • Sherlock: liar
  • -
  • Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
  • Tyler: smh shut up u love him
  • -
  • Stiles: aaayyyyyy
  • Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
  • -
  • Dean: I secretly love castiel
  • Jensen: I openly love misha
  • -
  • Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
  • Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
  • -
  • Captain Jack: I like dick
  • John: I like dick
  • -
  • Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
  • Doctor: saNDWICHES
  • Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
  • -
  • Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
  • Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man